'If 'they' counted me out, then they just have to count me back in.'

''They' all said I'd had a nervous breakdown, but people don't recover from nervous breakdowns three days later!'

'Because I'm not beaming with a radiant smile every two minutes, then I'm lonely and waiting for my hero? Well, guess what? I'm not waiting for my hero. I'm my…

'I can still count on one hand the number of men I've slept with [March 2006].'