You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo! (and other choice quotes, like 'Look at the error message! ... The error message is God!')

A few months ago I was visiting my mother, and she said that as a child I had always wanted to learn everything, and that it took me a long time to realize tha…

Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work.