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8 Michael Winner Quotes

Michael Winner's lines are sharp, irreverent jokes that poke fun at media, emotion and society.

Michael Winner quotes

  1. An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

    #1

  2. I don't want to do something for the sake of it. I am prepared to wait. If I wait until I am buried, too bad.

    #2

  3. Ah, that must be George Best's cremation.

    #3

  4. Calm down dear, it's a commercial.

    #4

  5. God, the truth hurts!

    #5

  6. When I tell people I've slept with more than 130 women, they are appalled but, you know, I've been doing it for 55 years so I don't think that's bad going!

    #6

  7. He's the only person I've ever met who talks to me as I wish to be talked to.

    #7

  8. Winner knows nothing about food.

    #8