Ah, that must be George Best's cremation.

I don't want to do something for the sake of it. I am prepared to wait. If I wait until I am buried, too bad.

Calm down dear, it's a commercial.

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

My uncle was a clown for Ringling Bros. Circus, and when he died, all his friends came in one car.

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta…

'Har under ar askan av en man som hade vanan att skjuta allt till morgondagen. Dock battrades han pa sitt yttersta och dog verkligen den 31 januari 1972'