'He plays like somebody is standing on his foot.'

'You a motherfucker.'

'He could very well be the Duke Ellington of Rock 'n' Roll.'

'Who's that motherfucker? He can't play shit!'

Last night, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. ~ New York Post Critic

Throughout Jack's violin solo at the Hollywood Bowl, the audience was glued to their seats. That was the only way he could get them to sit down. ~ Zubin Mehta

Teenage girls with no life experiences and boys who call themselves punk are on my radio singing about how much pain they've endured and how hard their lives a…