This shirt is 'dry-clean only'...which means it's dirty.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- He points out the ironic implication that clothes labeled dry-clean only are often dirty because no one wants to wash them.
- In plain terms
- Dry clean only clothes are just dirty laundry.
- What can you take from it?
- Labels reveal hidden truths.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What do you think about dry-clean only clothes?
Another view
Not all dry-clean only items are dirty.
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