Clevage Sister: 'What do you feel about erotic art?' Morrissey:'I don't know much about rotting art?' Clevage Sister: 'What about erotic music?' Morrissey:'I know a great deal about rotting music.'

CH: Have you told many fibs today? M: I lie a lot - it's really useful - but everything I've said today has been the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So …

I can't believe I'm 29. Where did the years go? Why did the years go?

DK: Have you ever been to a rave? M: Rave is the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.