(On mobile phones) I hate the way they ring, and when I see people use them in public I feel repulsed by that. I find it such an invasion. And also, I don't want to be tracked down and almost monitored every second of the day.

(On the 1996 court case over royalties) It was an extraordinary miscarriage of justice. The whole point of this court case was to say Mr. Joyce is a poor shamb…

Robert Smith is a whingebag. (1984)

(When asked: Are you currently feeling devious, truculent, or unreliable?, referred to what judge John Weeks called Morrissey) The judge who said those words o…