Robert Smith is a whingebag. (1984)

(On mobile phones) I hate the way they ring, and when I see people use them in public I feel repulsed by that. I find it such an invasion. And also, I don't wa…

When I wrote an ineffectual line such as 'I was looking for a job/ And then I found a job/And Heaven knows I'm miserable now', that outraged people (which plea…

(On the 1996 court case over royalties) It was an extraordinary miscarriage of justice. The whole point of this court case was to say Mr. Joyce is a poor shamb…