Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.

Things seem so wonderful from a distance, but when you go to Rome, you're bored and you want to come straight back home to Scunthorpe.

The reason I believe that The Royal Family is evil is because they enjoy fox hunting. These are despicable people. And Charles has no intelligence whatsoever.

If I had stood in the middle of a Manchester housing estate and announced, 'I'm celibate', I probably would have been shot.