If you were surprised when Nixon resigned, just watch what happens when I whup Foreman's behind!

Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa, I had one hell of a rumble. I had to beat Tarzan's behind first, For claiming to be King of the Jungle. For thi…

You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby.

I never thought of losing, but now that it's happened, the only thing is to do it right. That's my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have …

Politics is like boxing - you try to knock out your opponents.

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round