Muhammad Ali Quotes on Humor
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While I'm talking to you I'm thinking up the greatest short poem of all time. This poem tells how it feels to be great as I am: Me - wheee!
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If you were surprised when Nixon resigned, just watch what happens when I whup Foreman's behind!
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If Ali says a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask how. Hitch him up.
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Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.
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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.
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I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round
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If I had lower IQ, I could enjoy your interview.
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
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My toughest fight was with my first wife.
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People say, I miss my prediction, cause the fight went ten rounds. First I said Jones in four, then I said Jones in six. Six & four is what???.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.