11 Muhammad Ali Quotes on Humor

Muhammad Ali quotes on humor

2. While I'm talking to you I'm thinking up the greatest short poem of all time. This poem tells how it feels to be great as I am: Me - wheee!

9. If you were surprised when Nixon resigned, just watch what happens when I whup Foreman's behind!

14. If Ali says a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask how. Hitch him up.

18. Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

19. Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

21. I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round

63. If I had lower IQ, I could enjoy your interview.

68. I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

81. My toughest fight was with my first wife.

85. People say, I miss my prediction, cause the fight went ten rounds. First I said Jones in four, then I said Jones in six. Six & four is what???.

106. My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.