'And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures'.

'They're now on lap 68, which means there's one, two, three, four, five laps to go before the end of the Hungarian Grand Prix' (hey, kids, learn to count with …

'Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one'

'Stop! Stop! Look! Look! It's a Williams, and I'm guessing that's Jacques Villeneuve, I can't tell you for sure because I can't see from here. And so Villeneuv…