'Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one'

'And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures'.

'Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.'

'They're now on lap 68, which means there's one, two, three, four, five laps to go before the end of the Hungarian Grand Prix' (hey, kids, learn to count with …