The natives grieve When the white men leave Their huts. Because they're obviously, Definitely Nuts.

In tropical climes There are certain times Of day When all the citizens retire To take their clothes off and perspire. It's one of those rules That the greates…

Mad Dogs & Englishmen Go out in the midday sun. The Japanese don't care to, The Chinese wouldn't dare to, Hindus and Argentines Sleep firmly from twelve to one…

Elyot: Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.