Oliver Goldsmith Quotes on Humor

5 quotes

  1. In arguing too, the parson owned his skill, For e'en though vanquished, he could argue still; While words of learned length, and thundering sound Amazed the gazing rustics ranged around; And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, That one small head could carry all he knew.

  2. Oh sir! I must not tell my age. They say women and music should never be dated.

  3. Baw! Damme, but I'll fight you both, one after the other! With baskets.

  4. Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree!

  5. As a wit, if not first, in the very first line.

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