I'm Mr. Scared-from-Ass-to-Ankles. Whereas you are just plain old miss ass.

Will the love I have for you be enough....? To reach out to you when I'm in need, and to try to be here for you when you need me back. And to feel such tendern…

You really can't do it can you? Can't what? Can't bow down and kiss your feet? Can't shut up to save your life.

I have a sense of comfortableness in love; it isn't grand sweeping passions that I expected to feel.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

One time I was in the men's room of the bar and there was a guy at the urinal. He was kind of drunk, and said to me in a mean-sounding voice, 'I don't like you…

Hi, I'm Alton Brown here in Kitchen Stadium, the culinary coliseum where the only ingredient that isn't allowed is FEAR. Well, that, and those little container…