10 Orson Scott Card Quotes on Humor

Orson Scott Card quotes on humor

243. I'm Mr. Scared-from-Ass-to-Ankles. Whereas you are just plain old miss ass.

293. Is that what passes for humor with you?

309. 'And you actually were cuddly,' said Carn. 'No offense, but you were spunky.' 'If that's your word for 'bratty little asshole,' said Dink mildly.

314. Besides, you only like the asteroid because it was named Eros and that's as close to sex as you've ever gotten.

614. You just don't let up do you? It's my most endearing trait. After a while it grows on you

618. I like to consider myself a sleep disorder

714. What does she think we are, idiots? Well, yes, actually. Brilliant, but idiots. It's not as if she didn't have plenty of evidence of absentmindedness from everyone of them.

758. He asked me quietly as we walked the next day, 'What have you done to the young soldier? Put the fear of god into him' I had meant to be funny. Odd, how a man can be careful in all his pronouncements, and then forget everything he knows as a joke comes to mind and he impulsively tells it

946. It's cold You should have put your jammies back on last night After you went to all the trouble of pulling them off with your teeth? In your dreams You mean I was dreaming?

1045. Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. -Treasure Box