Orson Scott Card Quotes on Humor
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I'm Mr. Scared-from-Ass-to-Ankles. Whereas you are just plain old miss ass.
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Is that what passes for humor with you?
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'And you actually were cuddly,' said Carn. 'No offense, but you were spunky.' 'If that's your word for 'bratty little asshole,' said Dink mildly.
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Besides, you only like the asteroid because it was named Eros and that's as close to sex as you've ever gotten.
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You just don't let up do you? It's my most endearing trait. After a while it grows on you
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I like to consider myself a sleep disorder
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What does she think we are, idiots? Well, yes, actually. Brilliant, but idiots. It's not as if she didn't have plenty of evidence of absentmindedness from everyone of them.
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He asked me quietly as we walked the next day, 'What have you done to the young soldier? Put the fear of god into him' I had meant to be funny. Odd, how a man can be careful in all his pronouncements, and then forget everything he knows as a joke comes to mind and he impulsively tells it
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It's cold You should have put your jammies back on last night After you went to all the trouble of pulling them off with your teeth? In your dreams You mean I was dreaming?
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Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. -Treasure Box