The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain.

Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.

Ah! That must be Aunt Augusta. Only relatives, or creditors, ever ring in that Wagnerian manner.

Really, if the lower orders don't set us a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

Do your daughters wax? Do they Playboy wax?

O, she walked unaware of her own increasing beauty That was holding men's thoughts from market or plough,