I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

'Oh Brancepeth,' said the girl, her voice trembling, 'why haven't you any money? If only you had the merest pittance - enough for a flat in Mayfair and a littl…

Aunt Agatha, who eats broken bottles and wears barbed wire next to the skin.

He then gave a hideous laugh and added that, if anybody was interested in his plans, he was going to join the Foreign Legion, that cohort of the damned in whic…

There will be good days and bad, which means that some days I may be cranky and some days really cranky!

Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.

I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get.