Quote #66

'Have you ever heard of Market Snodsbury Grammar School?'

More from P. G. Wodehouse

  1. she cried in a voice that hit me between the eyebrows and went out at the back of my head.
  2. I goggled. Her words did not appear to make sense. They seemed the mere aimless vapouring of an aunt who has been sitting out in the sun wi…
  3. My Aunt Agatha, the curse of the Home Counties and a menace to one and all.
  4. 'You're pulling my leg.'
  5. And a moment later there was a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and the relative had crossed the threshold at fifty m.p.h. under her own s…
  6. 'But why do you want me? I mean, what am I? Ask yourself that.'
  7. I consider that of all the dashed silly, drivelling ideas I ever heard in my puff this is the most blithering and futile. It won't work. No…
  8. He had been looking like a dead fish. He now looked like a deader fish, one of last year's, cast up on some lonely beach and left there at …

All P. G. Wodehouse quotes