Peter Doherty Quotes on Humor
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'We've had death threats', Pete says, 'saying, 'You're evil and your days are numbered.' What was it, 'Don't panic but be scared'. Someone shat on our doorstep once and nailed a sparrow to our basement door. I don't mind, me. I'll out-weird any stalker.
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I can't buy her diamonds, my dick's too small. I never know where I stand with her. It's either a black eye or a love bite.
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Until I was nine years old I thought 'cunt' was a term of endearment
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Carl's all right. It's just like EastEnders really. He's still my kid.
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I got headbutted in Wolverhampton. You [Carl] get snogged in Northampton, head butted in Wolverhampton and I won't even tell you what happened in Southampton. Basically Carlos gets the love and I get all the head butts, it seems to be the way of things.
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I'm vain because I'm veinless.