6 Peter Doherty Quotes on Humor

Peter Doherty quotes on humor

5. 'We've had death threats', Pete says, 'saying, 'You're evil and your days are numbered.' What was it, 'Don't panic but be scared'. Someone shat on our doorstep once and nailed a sparrow to our basement door. I don't mind, me. I'll out-weird any stalker.

6. I can't buy her diamonds, my dick's too small. I never know where I stand with her. It's either a black eye or a love bite.

20. Until I was nine years old I thought 'cunt' was a term of endearment

42. Carl's all right. It's just like EastEnders really. He's still my kid.

43. I got headbutted in Wolverhampton. You [Carl] get snogged in Northampton, head butted in Wolverhampton and I won't even tell you what happened in Southampton. Basically Carlos gets the love and I get all the head butts, it seems to be the way of things.

49. I'm vain because I'm veinless.