More from Phil Hendrie

  1. See, Steelworth, he can't wait to see me foaming at the mouth and barking at the moon, as he's one of these W-W-2 boys, and he's got a Japa…
  2. Kiss my bright red rosie.
  3. Sitting in the carseat like a little miniature Winston Churchill is his little fat, bald kid - you might as well put a cigar in his puss - …
  4. I wanna be the King of America!
  5. You turd in a muffler and a cheap hat!
  6. I wanna be the King of the Candy Castle!
  7. I fought in Korea so you can sit there, looking at yourself with no underwear on.
  8. I was sleep-raped.

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