6 Robert A. Heinlein Quotes on Humor

Robert A. Heinlein quotes on humor

17. Widows are far better than brides. They don't tell, they won't yell, they don't swell, they rarely smell, and they're grateful as hell.

64. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.

117. One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

169. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

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170. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

173. Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.