When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
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Sometimes shouting alerts others to danger.
Time is never a problem on the God level. Or space. Whatever needed to deceive you was provided. But no more than that. That is the conservative principle in a…
I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.
Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too.
Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms.
What! Would you slap the Porcupine? Unhappy child - desist! Alas! That any friend of mine Should turn Tupto-philist.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?