How do you get to the Met? Money, lots and lots of money.

Pretty soon it'll be so bad you'll be hearing something like. 'I built this cruise missile to stop those damn kids from playin' ZZ Top.'

Beer commercials usually have big men, manly men doing manly things: 'You just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not a realistic beer com…

The only people flying to the Middle East will be terrorists, so it will be, 'Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?'

There's a kind of silliness in the theater about what one contributes to a show. The producer obviously contributes the money... but must the actor contribute …

In the middle classes the gifted son of a family is always the poorest-usually a writer or artist with no sense for speculation-and in a family of peasants, wh…

It cannot be emphasized too strongly that art, as such, does not 'pay,' to use an American expression - at least, not in the beginning - and that the art that …