Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him, and the three major classifications are based on the method each object uses to achieve its purpose. As a general rule, any object capable of breaking down at the moment when it is most needed will do so.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Objects seem to conspire against humans by failing at critical moments.
- In plain terms
- Things break or get lost when you need them most.
- What can you take from it?
- Inanimate objects often fail during critical usage.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What always breaks when you need it?
- How do you plan for failure?
Another view
Objects do not have intent to defeat humans.
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