If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials. I kept thinking, 'Somebody has to make a food show that is actually educational an…

I was born and made for work.

I wish to suggest that a man may be very industrious, and yet not spend his time well. There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes the greater part o…