Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotchman happy!

A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.

That man is little to be envied whose patriotism would not gain force upon the plain of Marathon, or whose piety would not grow warmer among the ruins of Iona.

Gratitude is a fruit of great cultivation; you do not find it among gross people.

I want to give people a taste of the Caribbean, and show them the fun side of me.

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.

We was as 'appy as could be that day Down at the Welsh 'Arp, which is 'Endon way.