A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.

Gratitude is a fruit of great cultivation; you do not find it among gross people.

Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotchman happy!

Wickedness is always easier than virtue; for it takes the short cut to everything.

From everything that man erects and builds in his urge for living nothing is in my eyes better and more valuable than bridges. They are more important than hou…

Now, Stuart, as you will discover if you have not done so already, believes that the principal raison d'etre of food is to conceal from public view the hideous…

With all this manure around, there's got to be a pony someplace.