A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.

Worth seeing? yes; but not worth going to see.

I would rather be attacked than unnoticed. For the worst thing you can do to an author is to be silent as to his works.

There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten numbly by numb maggots; who…

Do not adjust your sandals while passing through a melon-field, nor yet arrange your hat beneath an orange-tree.

Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, waggery, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of co…