A jest breaks no bones.

My friend was of opinion that when a man of rank appeared in that character [as an author], he deserved to have his merit handsomely allowed.

I have two very cogent reasons for not printing any list of subscribers; - one, that I have lost all the names, - the other, that I have spent all the money.

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.

Random: Ha, the monster was funny. Davey: Hey, that's mean. I hope you get a monster.

It is a sad fact that when people are really enjoying themselves and laughing immoderately, they can afterwards remember very little of the conversation, very …

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.