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All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the 'elect' have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so 'slow,' so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle - keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate. If he, according to tradition, merely translated it from certain ancient and mysteriously-engraved plates of copper, which he declares he found under a stone in an out-of-the-way locality, the work of translating was equally a miracle, for the same reason.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens#10

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About this quote

What does it mean?
The speaker finds the Mormon scripture pretentious, dull, and hard to stay awake reading, yet marvels at its creation.
In plain terms
He calls the Book of Mormon boring and a miracle to produce.
What can you take from it?
Even works you dislike can be impressive in their effort.

Where it applies

  • religious study
  • literary criticism

Putting it to work

  • approaching texts with open mind
  • recognizing effort

Questions to consider

  • Can a text be both tedious and admirable?

Another view

His view is highly subjective and dismissive.

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