More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
  2. A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
  3. A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.
  4. The funniest things are the forbidden.
  5. All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the 'elect' have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away…
  6. We haven't all had the good fortune to be ladies; we haven't all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to th…
  7. Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.
  8. Among the three or four million cradles now rocking in the land are some which this nation would preserve for ages as sacred things, if we …

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