More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
  2. In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
  3. If you would have your fiction live forever, you must neither overtly preach nor overtly teach; but you must covertly preach and covertly t…
  4. It does look as if Massachusetts were in a fair way to embarrass me with kindnesses this year. In the first place, a Massachusetts judge ha…
  5. Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
  6. If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
  7. I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
  8. All you have to fear is your mother's cooking.

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