More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare: A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for …
  2. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
  3. This is petrified truth.
  4. What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.
  5. If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
  6. There is something worse than ignorance, and that's knowing what ain't so.
  7. Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often.
  8. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

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