Quote #33

[A] classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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  1. He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.
  2. The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that …
  3. I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is …
  4. [The human race], in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon - laughter.
  5. Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments flit away…
  6. ...[H]eaven for climate, Hell for society.
  7. [Citing a familiar 'American joke':] In Boston they ask, How much does he know? In New York, How much is he worth? In Philadelphia, Who wer…
  8. also given as: Heaven for climate, Hell for companionship.

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