Quote #7

Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

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  1. On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap gr…
  2. Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.
  3. If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968.
  4. The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
  5. I think everybody is covering their posteriors with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fa…
  6. My father was a proctologist; my mother was an abstract artist. That's how I view the world.

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