More from Sanjaya Malakar

  1. I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.
  2. I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.
  3. How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.
  4. I didn't know people had that much water in them!
  5. I just wanted to sing on TV.
  6. When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
  7. 'Sour patch kids gone wild.'
  8. Let's give them something to talk about, other than H A I R!

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