More from Sanjaya Malakar

  1. I didn't know people had that much water in them!
  2. When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
  3. How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.
  4. 'Sour patch kids gone wild.'
  5. I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.
  6. Let's give them something to talk about, other than H A I R!
  7. I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.
  8. I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

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