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  1. High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to a…
  2. HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power
  3. I'd love to help you -- it's just that the Boss won't let me near the computer.
  4. Fluorescent lights are generating negative ions. If turning them off doesn't work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends.
  5. I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.
  6. I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.
  7. Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. ('Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway' Andre…
  8. first Saturday after first full moon in Winter

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