More from Simon Travaglia

  1. I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.
  2. I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.
  3. I'd love to help you -- it's just that the Boss won't let me near the computer.
  4. HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power
  5. Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on.
  6. High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to a…
  7. It's stuck in the Web.
  8. It's the InterNIC's fault.

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