More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on.
  2. It's stuck in the Web.
  3. It's the InterNIC's fault.
  4. It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.
  5. I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.
  6. It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry.
  7. I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.
  8. it has Intel Inside

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