More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on.
  2. It's stuck in the Web.
  3. It's the InterNIC's fault.
  4. It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.
  5. It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry.
  6. it has Intel Inside
  7. It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)
  8. It was OK before you touched it.

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