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  1. 50% of the manual is in .pdf readme files
  2. /dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
  3. A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged
  4. A star wars satellite accidently blew up the WAN
  5. According to Microsoft, it's by design
  6. 'No - apparently he had something with him at the meeting that didn't go down well. In fact, that's perhaps the best way to describe it.' -…
  7. All of the packets are empty.
  8. 'So you damaged our machine?' - 'I'm afraid so,' I sigh. 'I'm a system administrator, not really a cleaner.' - 'And I'm a lover, not a figh…

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