More from Simon Travaglia

  1. SCSI's too wide.
  2. Second-system effect.
  3. Scheduled global CPU outage
  4. secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS
  5. Satan did it
  6. Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
  7. Server depressed, needs Prozac
  8. short leg on process table

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