More from Simon Travaglia

  1. sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support
  2. Stale file handle (next time use Tupperware(tm)!)
  3. Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.
  4. Standing room only on the bus.
  5. Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.
  6. static buildup
  7. Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable
  8. static from nylon underwear

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