Quote #328
tachyon emissions overloading the system
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- system has been recalled
- system consumed all the paper for paging
- Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.
- Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
- Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.
- Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.
- Suspicious pointer corrupted virtual machine
- Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.