Quote #330
techtonic stress
More from Simon Travaglia
- system has been recalled
- system consumed all the paper for paging
- Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.
- Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
- Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
- Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.
- That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?
- Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.