More from Simon Travaglia

  1. system has been recalled
  2. system consumed all the paper for paging
  3. Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
  4. Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.
  5. That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?
  6. Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
  7. That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
  8. Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.

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